It is that time of year. We eat. And we eat. And we eat some more. Then perhaps go shopping for deals late at night as Black Friday dawns and the biggest sales of the year begin.
Should any you have the misfortune of dealing with leftist family members, simply yell "READ SIEGE" as loud as possible until they stop ruining your holiday. In the end, you will be much happier.
As you eat turkey after turkey in the great Turkeycaust of 2018 that saw 6,000,000 gorillion turkeys be fundamentally transformed into delicious food, take care to leave some room for dessert.