Hookers Invade Twitter

Cybersex was always going to be yuge, fam.


 The chances of fiding a date or love interest on Twitter is probably not going to happen unless you want to do some unconventional relationship over the fiber and through the airwaves. A friend from High School did that back when dial-up and 56k was still the norm. I stopped by unknowingly. She popped out. She was thiccer than thicc, pretty much large, taller than my friend and kind of weird looking as in ugly. I was like “oh hey, your girlfriend from the internet? She’s all the way from where? Sweet, c’ya.” A lot of thoughts were racing through my head but none I could address to my friend. I never spoke of that again.

This Guy Did A Somewhat Less Well:

So... that's supposed to be sweet and funny. Those commercials for Match.com say people get married. Personally, I wouldn't go for any kind of horse-faced women. I hear the value of non-Whites is pretty low online too. Just as in the real world.

While online dating is hyped, sex robots are on their way, and fat, plain and degenerate/liberated women have those "Tupperware parties," that so-called oldest profession in the world has girls settling right in on Twitter. I myself have only been approached by two or three of these hookers or cam whores, two people I know were pretty much inundated with them.

@InnerFuhry is being followed by at least ten accounts. I am not aware of him or anyone interacting with them though. Most of the accounts have provocative women avis. A few say they're into cosplay, some say they're dancers and some even have multiple pics. All in all many have similar links.

Not that Twitter doesn't already have its problems but, this is the kind of shit that was swarming MySpace as it matured then went under. If you find these accounts following you, there is probably no reason to admonish them to live differently or to tell them to fuck off. The best course of action is just to block them before you get swarmed as if you were fucking up in Dead Space.

Do as Zyklon Says:

This Guy Got A Stealth One:

And Claimed 20 More:

The Lesson:

The lesson is if you're just a humble Right Wing Anime News Service peddling your wares, you will be banned from Twitter. If you are T.H.O.T (That Hooker On Twitter) you are welcome to peddle your T&A, viruses, diseases phishing gear, and whatever else on Twitter.


Beware,


And Think, Wrongthink.net, not is this hooker gonna crash my device, steal my crypto and get her Puerto Rican Bodyguard to stab me.

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