Oprah Will Be President

Her time has come.


The time has indeed come. The journey of Mama O to the Presidency is just starting.

She will be President.

She will not divide us. In fact, she will nurture us on her barren, childless tit.

Mama O's nappy hair is only a few short years away.

Here are the top three reasons why Oprah will be President at this date and time.

  1. 1 Black and a Woman


    We've never had a Black or a woman as President.

    We have had ol' Barack Obama. He was a mulatto born to a White woman some believe to have been a whore. Barack Obama was half Black and somewhat effeminate. Ergo, because Oprah is seemingly feminine and Black enough to act in those negro pictures she did,

    HER TIME HAS COME!!!


     

  2. 2 Oprah Is A Great Speaker


    Remember Barak Obama? Remember that great speech he gave at the DNC when no one knew who he was?. I knew it was great, you know it was great. The rest is history. Now its going to be her-story.

    The speech Oprah gave at the Golden Globes about rape and women, that was a great fucking speech. It doesn't matter her big fat Jewish Bro is probably the biggest slimiest Jew rapist of the bunch(allegedly), the media says it was great. I agree.

    Americans are so stupid. In the 90's they thought they were Friends or Seinfeld. Now, Americans are Modern Family, Cat Ladies or, just plain Gay or crazy.

    The votes are locked!!!


  3. 3 Questionable Sexuality


    Michelle Obama or, Michael Obama. I don't really want to know. Do you? Then, what was going on with Obama's basketball outfit... Can you buy clothes like that or is he just really good at laundry?

    There was also that "queer as the blazes" Jew Cokehead and prostitute, Larry Sinclair.

    Now, going along with the women's empowerment thing, and that a lot of fat women are not only empowered to eat but to munch carpet too, the rumors of Oprah's Lesbian relationship with Gale King could prove an issue. It may help. A guy working two jobs to send his son to NYU so his son can explore its Bisexuality may feel comfort voting for "O."

    Some women, lots of women want to abandon their family and just work full time. Oprah is that lynchpin for those women.

    Bakers need to be ready for the Gays in 2021!!!

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  1. I like oprah because she helps people move up in the world, for example she introduced a number of young hopeful actresses to her good friend Harvey Weinstein

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