Public Defecation And Murica

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I wanted to write about the normal fags riding Public Transportation in tens of cities today. That was a big fucking lame deal. Maybe tomorrow.

It is said Jews like poop and poop jokes. Are Americans crossing the line to living breathing spiritual Jews? There are going to be more street shitters. This street shitting story is blowing up and people are going to be blowing up sidewalks like a dive bar bathroom.

This Place:

It was a den of the Jewish Culture Kampf. It elevated low lives. It also had a really fucked up bathroom before it officially became trendy. It's all very hazy but, I recall two uneven and high steps on somewhat rickety wood to the bowl. It was on a platform. The bathroom was unisex. It was hazardous and had no sink, iirc.

Don't believe the photos on Google Image. They show a bigger bathroom with urinals and a sink. That place was treacherous and things are getting treacherous on my block and your block.

I'm Telling You Guys, Someone Is Going To Poop Somewhere Near You And Ruin Your Day.

Maybe some of the neighborhood kids will get you. That's what happened in Arkansas. Except the "kid was probably out of college."

From the Kansas City Star

Mattzela and her fiance were headed out to breakfast on the morning of Dec. 30 when they found the pile of poop in the driveway. They assumed it was from an animal but they knew their neighbors were good about cleaning up after their pets.                                                                                       

So when they got home they checked the security video.

“We just thought ‘this person has a huge dog, we wonder who it is.’ It was more a curiosity thing,” Mattzela said

“Lo and behold. It wasn’t a dog. It was a man.”

The video showed a man, about 6:45 that morning, run between the two vehicles in the driveway, squat down, “and then you see him run away,” she said.


There Is A Pattern Emerging Though...

This is the third time such a grave disrespect has hit the news since September. The trail starts in Colorado, then NY is hit. Now as we said, Arkansas.

The first street shitter was some type of transgender with a brain injury. It did its thing every week, maybe every day. One of its kin came forward apologizing and trying to minimize things for the for the dickless freak.

He said “Shirley,” who has not been caught yet, is sorry for defecating on lawns in Colorado Springs. He maintained she has the brain injury and that, after gender reassignment surgery, she can’t control herself, according to KRDO in Colorado Springs.

A tranny with an alleged brain injury is quite the vector. Combine that with Ground Hog Day coming up and that could spell trouble, trouble similar to the kind of person who writes in poo on the bathroom wall, emboldened.

The good thing is, it is a cold winter and probably most of the bath salts Billy and Betty Bathsalt got from Grandma are already gone.

If you or someone you know encounters a street shitter in real time, please send the info to @johnlambo4. Together, with your help, and your footage, with the way the media is today, ARN can definitely leverage a poop-exclusive into a Google News listing.

Google is Jewish.

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