The Future of Crime In Basketball America

When this develops, it will be much worse than the Spooky Clowns.


Urban Crime: strong-armed robberies, drive-by shootings, drug-related issues, stairwell ambushes, flash mobs, snatch and grabs, wild domestic disputes and quality of life issues are all some of the crimes that make up the definition of Urban Crime; It is the past time of many Basketball Americans.

Urban Crimes like those listed above generally display a marked lack of planning and good sense and usually mercy too. Urban Crime is like the Basketball American’s version of a Blitz. It’s more of a lifestyle though.

It seems like these Americans are either not that good at crime or that they do it a lot because they sure get caught a lot.

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I wonder if this one such Colored fellow pictured above understood the Urban Crime Game and it’s problems. I wonder if he was an Urban Crime Genius. His name is Michael Love, 50 from Indianapolis, IN. He brutally shot his ex-girlfriend and her brother multiple times. The brother in the face.

According to FoxNews.com,

“Michael Love, said to be in his 50s, was convicted on two counts of attempted murder Nov. 1 after wearing a mask, wig and dress before shooting the two victims while they and some children were getting into a vehicle earlier this year”

“Wearing a mask, wig, and a dress.” Are we looking at a form of Urban Crime Evolution, or was this an isolated incident? Instead of drive-bys, might we start to hear reports of Black snipers with M1 Carbines? Might there be some with Freddy Krueger gloves to “cut a bitch?” Will Black fans of Metal Gear Solid creep in cardboard boxes? Could there be POC attacking in White people clothes painted in White-Face?

I think it’s safe to say yes.

These are indeed troubling prospects and I felt obligated to point this all out. The Blacks love Tyler Perry’s Madea. Madea is sassy and always seems to be fighting in the movie trailers… just like the rest of them. 

What if Tyler Perry is where Mr. Love got his idea from? Medea was a black media sensation. Dave Chapelle is another one. Could the Identitarian Movement, the Alt Right or the Far Right be infiltrated by a Black Man claiming to be blind but racist?

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Time will reveal all that to us. Their tricks could be more subtle though so beware.

The SitRep:

Indiana is pretty much smack dab right in the center of the country. In my estimation, we would probably see this phenomenon move to the battlefield that is Chicago first. Really though, it could emanate any which way.

Those Crazy Clowns that were terrorizing people? That started in the center of the East Coast and radiated out. Fortunately, whoever they were, they’ve knocked that shit off. There is the potential they could pop up again, soon. We never found out what group was behind that. Those Clowns would most definitely be even worse next time…

Note: Most of the criminal element in Black areas are rounded up by late spring because they get caught. If we make it to summer, we should be in the clear… for this year. If you hear a nigga/wigga blasting a song about “creepin on dat trap house, like Solid Snake quiet as a mouse,” all bets are off.

 

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