I feel like I’ve missed out on the biggest social media event since Sam Hyde was fingered by the media for shooting a weaponized car into a crowd. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I feel bad for you. I feel okay for you if you don’t know what I’m talking about now but only if you have what I’m writing about.
In full disclosure, whether I felt bad for you or okay for you or another emotion I didn’t disclose, I do feel glad for all of you. Why? Well, this is the best story about the semi-new Taylor Swift Social Media/Game Hybrid app. I like writing but I do flips to calm myself thinking about Taylor. I was trying hard to get a jailbreak android version of the Social Media/Game.
Feel bad for me, dawg because I have an Android. If you have an Android, I feel bad for yous too chud. Us Android owners can’t get The Swift Life. Not even at the holidays? I just bought my Android, I can’t buy another one. Not even with Christmas money. Not even.
If you have an Iphone, you can play and social media with The Swift Life app. I don’t like the idea of that, but…
I am glad this Jew got her idea and life stolen by Taylor:
Stupid Jew. I'm still angry though. I was near apoplectic when I first heard exclusive.
I have a way to get nudes from Taylor than use the nudes to make her fall in love with me and get married to me. But only if I was a top social game media player on her app...
Plan, down the drain.