The Swift Life, What, Wut? Wait…

Seriously. Whadd?


I feel like I’ve missed out on the biggest social media event since Sam Hyde was fingered by the media for shooting a weaponized car into a crowd. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I feel bad for you. I feel okay for you if you don’t know what I’m talking about now but only if you have what I’m writing about.

In full disclosure, whether I felt bad for you or okay for you or another emotion I didn’t disclose, I do feel glad for all of you. Why? Well, this is the best story about the semi-new Taylor Swift Social Media/Game Hybrid app. I like writing but I do flips to calm myself thinking about Taylor. I was trying hard to get a jailbreak android version of the Social Media/Game.

Feel bad for me, dawg because I have an Android. If you have an Android, I feel bad for yous too chud. Us Android owners can’t get The Swift Life. Not even at the holidays? I just bought my Android, I can’t buy another one. Not even with Christmas money. Not even.

If you have an Iphone, you can play and social media with The Swift Life app. I don’t like the idea of that, but…

I am glad this Jew got her idea and life stolen by Taylor:

Stupid Jew. I'm still angry though. I was near apoplectic when I first heard exclusive.

I have a way to get nudes from Taylor than use the nudes to make her fall in love with me and get married to me. But only if I was a top social game media player on her app...

Plan, down the drain.

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  Third Generation Weimar Survivor. Holohoax Survivor. Looking to join the Anim-A-Team. Their B.A. Barakis is named Bunji. Bunji's Sword is half-a-story tall, made of blue steel. He caries a modded MP44 in his strong hand to pay tribute to the fallen Reich. Building a Better Audiobook Channel on Youtube here. More NSDAP and related stuff soon. If you know where I can get a Taylor Swift Waifu Pillow, Please, Contact Me.

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