Trans Diversity Comes To Infowars

Is hiring a based tranny the latest way Jones is breaking the conditioning?


Alex Jones has been waging the “Infowar” for 20 years or more. He has always been a nutter spreading tons of disinfo. He was also voted the number one purveyor of “Alternative News” most likely to be a Mossad or CIA Asset.

In truth, Infowarrior Alex did not get as big as he is by staying planted in the 90’s. Based on my observations, the popular Rightists just right of the mainstream have a new “hip” ideology about every 8 years. Jones rides the waves.

Jones went from straight Conspiracy guy to Paleocon, to Ron Paul Republican to presently, a Civic Nationalist flirting with while decrying Identity Politics.

Of course, Jones still stays true to his nutter roots. He may not only be an Intelligence Asset but, he is also most likely truly unbalanced too.

Add to Jones's resume vitamin salesman and part-time body builder

The strategy Jones is following has worked for him. Currently, he is bigger than ever and is probably the biggest "Alternative News" source.

Word is his hamstrings are straight swole too.

Jones's news organization has steadily expanded over the years. He has taken on a number of employees, more and more over time.  He may even be beaming satellite transmissions of his show to all those Nigerian Princes.

Regarding his staff expansion, as far as I know, the last "journalist" he took on was Mike Cernovich.

Not long ago, Cerno was at the White House making a report how President Trump was under house arrest, there in The White House. Apparently, some kind of coup was going on.

It seemed like there was a straight mutiny against Trump from what Cerno was saying. I'm not sure how Trump wrestled back control. I'm not sure if Cerno covered that part of the story.

Fast forward to Jones's show that aired yesterday 11/21/2017. Jones announced that he was going to be hiring the first (as far as I know the first) Muppet to human tranny to work at Infowars.

 

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Alex Jones is hiring none other than Laura Loomer!!!

You may remember her from Rebel Media or that video of her at a bar trying to club some guy over the head so she could bring him back to her nest(?).

Pre-Op Loomer

Post-Op Loomer

Some fields of medicine have come a long way. Muppet to human surgery is definitely getting there.

We have been unable to reach Loomer's Uncle, Gonzo for comment.

We at ARN wish Laura Loomer lots of luck fighting the Infowar and those pesky gerbils she's always after.

We do not have the press release to share. However, Jones can be seen below singing Laura's praises and mentioning she'll be on The Infowars Team at about the 5:10 minute mark in the video below.

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