Weekend Whoa!!! What Really Happened To The Nazis?

The victors wrote the history on WWII. Does it have to be revised?


We all know the mainstream historical account of The Third Reich stinks worse than Kurt Eichenwald on a hot summer’s day.

Some men have dedicated themselves to uncovering the real truth about the Post-War fate of The Third Reich. Others are opportunists seeking to make a quick buck on sensationalism, men like Alex Jones and other lesser knowns.

As he is a spiritual Jew, none of Alex’s theories will be on this list. For the record, no one here at ARN believes Alex’s claim that Hitler drew a caricature of him at the Texas State Fair when Alex was 14. None of us believe anything else Alex has to say either.

  1. 1 The Nazis are on the Moon


    If I had to guess, I would say that this theory stems from the Nazi "Bell" experiments that even the great History Channel has covered and tried to link to the real possibility of the NSDAP having "flying saucers." 

    It is widely known that many German scientists worked on our space program and most likely the Soviet's too. The program where the U.S. brought over NSDAP scientists was called "Project Paperclip."

    There is a general conspiracy theory called "The Break Away Civilization." It is fairly simple and posits that for whatever reason, over-population, imminent disaster etc., some group is or did work together to get away from larger humanity.

    While there are a number of reasons the NSDAP would have wanted to break away from our world, I doubt they ever had the chance to.

  2. 2 The Nazis Secretly Rule The World Right Now


    There were two main proponents of this Fourth Reich theory, one is a guy named Joseph P. Farrell. Farrell is extremely obnoxious and writes bizarro fiction in an extremely contrarian manner. The thing is, he sells it as research and reality. He also has a really annoying face you just want to smack.

    Farrell may also have something to do with the whole "Nazi's on the Moon " thing.

    The man who was most responsible for mainlining the Nazi's rule the world theory was another Texas piece of shit called Jim Marrs. From what I've seen of the guy's work, he did minimal research and was very well connected. The company that published his work was one of the biggest. Marrs also worked with Oliver Stone on J.F.K.

    Marrs had 6-8 books published including "Rise of the Fourth Reich." He filled the role of the safe conspiracy guy for Boomers and Young Adults. To me, it also seemed like he ran a screen for the Jews after 9/11 by concocting this Nazis rule the world bullshit.

    Marrs fingered the Bushes, the Neocons(lol), corporations, and "secret societies" as ruling the world as the underground Reich.

    He's dead, I hope he died a terrible death.

  3. 3 The Nazis Rule Antartica


    This is my favorite one.

    Apparently, the Germans sent an expedition to Antartica. After that, who knows what happened.

    Some people said they set up base right away and moved a sizable German population to the pole.

    There are stories of rogue German U-Boats off the East Coast of the U.S. and some that were chased to Antartica.  Supposedly, when the Allies got to Antartica, they retreated. Antartica wound up being ceded to the Germans. It somehow has not only an underground way to support life but a warm area of land to live on too.

  4. 4 Hitler Responsible For Meme Warfare and Pop Art


    Many know that Hitler was said to be well versed in many areas.

    Even after he moved into politics, he still loved art. The problem for him was how could he still art while saving Germany.

    Hitler understood propaganda and further broke it down into the meme. As the battle for a free and healthy world for Europeans was coming to an end Hitler had pretty well developed the "Pop Art Technique" of propaganda and memeing.

    Unfortunately, not much of his work got out of Germany.

    It took a while but finally, someone passed a young Andy Warhol a painting of Hitler's. It was a can of Kartoffelsuppe (German potato soup) . Warhol ran with it.

    Warhol also did an early kek you can find here:

    http://revolverwarholgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/warhol-Endangered-Species-Tree-Frog-1983.jpg

    It is also said numerous important Japanese Anime and Manga Artists received windfalls for building studios and developing projects during the Japanese recovery efforts.


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