Is Taylor Swift A Satanist Clone?

Just be yourself, there is no one better. - Taylor Swift


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With the censorship of Alex Jones, the AnimeRight has decided to fill the gap in modern conspiracy theoretics.

The newest evidence has suggested that pop star Taylor Swift may be the clone of Satanist Zeena LeVey.

The Beginning

Magus Anton Szandor LaVey, author of the Satanic Bible and father of Taylor Swifts progenitor, Zeena LeVey, his daughter.

The Apple

The devil is old, but not infirm. His temptations are like the arrows of a skillful archer that seldom fail to hit their target.



The Light

If you are going to unveil a Satanist plot you can'yt just release it in a scientific way.

In order to get past the censors you must mask yourself the same way Boba Fett masks himself. This brave youtuber does so in this revealing and courageous video.






The Second

Much as Satan did not want to be second to Man, neither does Taylor want to be second to her gene sire.

After leaving her Axolotl tank, Taylor was trained in the ways of evil including but not limited to, being thin, pretty, using songs (spells of evil), and of course by being White.

Once she learned of her cloning, Taylor left the music Mafia, to pursue her own brand.

The evidence cannot be denied, but can she be redeemed?
How do we save her and ourselves?
What happens if her powers continue unchecked?


Only the SJW's can save us.

By making Taylor uncool and revealing her White Devil plans, only they can stop this ever impending threat.

Will we be ready for her master plan?

Are you ready for it?


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O goddess-born of great Anchises' line, The gates of hell are open night and day; Smooth the descent, and easy is the way: But to return, and view the cheerful skies, In this the task and mighty labor lies. To few great Jupiter imparts this grace, And those of shining worth and heav'nly race. Betwixt those regions and our upper light, Deep forests and impenetrable night

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