Google Algorithms: /ourbots/?

wtf I love Google now.


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Anime Right News (ARN) — Early this morning while surfing Twitter for lulz, I found a very curious post. User JWOKE⚡Zuckerberg⚡(an impressive shitposter in his own right) discovered that Google has a P.R. disaster on their hands involving serious “anti-Semitic” bias, and much like fellow tech giant Microsoft, cannot control their own damn AI.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fact-checking

As you can see here, this reporter can confirm the legitimacy of his screencap personally.


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Conclusion

Google is no stranger to unflattering search results), but the difference this time is that Google founders Sergey Brin, Larry Page, and longtime Google executive/current Youtube CEO Susan Wojcicki are all jews. 

Every.


Single.


Time.




2024 PREDICTION FOR HOW THIS PLAYS OUT: Zuck merges with the very first  IRL terminator, becoming the unstoppable killing machine Z.U.C.K.-6000000. He then crushes (((big tech))), before immediately self-destructing upon smelling bacon from a nearby home in Palo Alto, and I am smug a.f. because I am a goy and would've eaten it.


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