#MadOnline: 8chan’s Servers And ARN’s Own TwoHands Threatened By Angry Bakas

Peak current year.


2
1 comment, 13 shares, 2 points

This afternoon while shitposting on twitter, it was brought to this reporter's attention that the safety of 8chan's servers (as well as ARN's very own TwoHands) was threatened by users "Michael Brandes" and "Deplorable Joe C" over a trivial discussion about Qanon. As you can see here, this mess was initiated by TwoHands asking Michael to delete a link to a thread on 8chan, which he later stated was "disinfo." 

 

Here is the first threat to 8chan in the name of the "army of Trump followers", which could've been avoided, had he listened to Puggo's advice. (I will be discipline 2h for his disgusting grammar later.)

Sadly, this would not be the only threat to 8chan over the course of this shitstorm. Here, the Based#MAGASpecOps20204Liberty 0R squ4d prepares to fire their laz0rs at 8chan for "keeping (them) out of the loop." Imagine being this #MadOnline.

But, wait! That's not all!

Joe C, (the Plague to TwoHands' Zero Cool, as it were,) rage-blocked both 2H and I, then bragged about making a call to his "buddies at the FBI", mentioning that they still associate with him. 

Archive

Whether you agree with an anonymous troll or the dopey, thin-skinned keyboard warriors they trigger, it really is bad form to threaten your adversary with a swarm of feds when your blood pressure medication fails to keep your temper under control, á la blue-haired cat ladies. 

(It's great lulz for us, however… so do keep doing this to your hearts' content.) 

That being said, we would like to bring you a word from our new sponsor, TidePods™. 

This has been M.E. for AnimeRight News. 

#BoycottSoy.


What's Your Reaction?

*Almonds Activated* *Almonds Activated*
0
*Almonds Activated*
MY SIDES MY SIDES
1
MY SIDES
Tragic Tragic
0
Tragic
Awooo! Awooo!
10
Awooo!
That's Bait That's Bait
3
That's Bait
The Fire Rises The Fire Rises
2
The Fire Rises
Cozy Cozy
0
Cozy
LEWD LEWD
0
LEWD
<333 <333
0
<333
Nice Nice
1
Nice
Smug af Smug af
0
Smug af
Woke Woke
0
Woke
WTSF? WTSF?
13
WTSF?
REEEEEEE!!!!!1 REEEEEEE!!!!!1
5
REEEEEEE!!!!!1
Angery Angery
0
Angery
Cringe Cringe
1
Cringe
Enough. Enough.
1
Enough.
Press F Press F
0
Press F
Muahahah Muahahah
2
Muahahah
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
0
MY EYES!!!
Satisfied Satisfied
0
Satisfied
Wholesome Wholesome
0
Wholesome
memeextreme

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng  

One Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Choose A Format
Story
Formatted Text with Embeds and Visuals
List
The Classic Internet Listicles
Poll
Voting to make decisions or determine opinions
Countdown
The Classic Internet Countdowns
Open List
Submit your own item and vote up for the best submission
Personality quiz
Series of questions that intends to reveal something about the personality
Trivia quiz
Series of questions with right and wrong answers that intends to check knowledge

Send this to a friend