Top 10 Rules of the Internet To Keep In Mind While Shitposting Off-Platform

Rules are the cornerstone of ethical behavior. RTFM


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The full list of rules can be found here: Rules of the Internet

  1. 1 Rule 18: Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.


     

     

  2. 2 Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.


     

     

  3. 3 Rule 97: The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.


    Rule 97.2: The NSA is out to get you, no exceptions.

     


  4. 4 Rule 13: Anything you say can be turned into something else.

    Also, see Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.

     


  5. 5 Rule 11: All your carefully picked arguments can be easily ignored.

     

     

  6. 6 Rule 96: If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.



     


  7. 7 Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements.

    32.5 All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

    32.6 I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day.

    32.7. The shadows are ALL WRONG! Definitely Photoshopped.

     


  8. 8 Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred.



     


  9. 9 Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.

    lol jk rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

     


  10. 10 Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting.


    Just have fun, anon.

     

     



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