MAGABomber Is Fake News!

The media are absolutely stupid to release these photos!


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Anime Right News (ARN— This morning serval mysterious packages were allegedly delivered to high ranking Democratic party officials: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, George Soros, and John Brenan. The leftist mob has already made the hashtag #MAGABomber trending. “This is typical of a Trump voter,” they say.

But wait just a moment. Why would any Trump voter do this?
The poll numbers are all moving in Trump’s favor.
MAGA moral is at an all-time high!
We aren’t tired of WINNING!

It does not make any sense for a Trump supporter to do something like this right now.

To figure out of what is going on, we consulted twitter scientists for their professional opinion.
And the evidence we discovered is damning!

Takes From Twitter Scientists

Trump Will Handle It

Many people are speculating as to the motives of those involved in this terrorism or false flag. We will continue to monitor this story as it develops. Stay tuned and feel safe knowing that Trump is already handling the situation.


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  1. IT’S FAKE AND GAY

    >Putting a clock/timer on a mail bomb is just stupid. How would they know when the bomb should detonate?
    >Clock used in the construction has no alarm/timer mechanism anyways
    >Bomb looks cartoonish and non-functional; not even built correctly (made for optics, not actually exploding)
    >Postage would be insufficient to send these packages by mail
    >Postage not cancelled (meaning not actually sent through mail)
    >”Postage due” notice is just a sticky note, not official USPS document
    >Story changed from being delivered “via mail” to “via courier”
    >Why (insufficiently) stamp an envelope if you’re going to then use a courier service?
    >No CCTV or security cam footage of any of the deliveries of the packages (so far)
    >Why send what look like dummy mail bombs to people who wouldn’t actually be opening their own mail?
    >Who decided that the first thing they should do with a suspicious package was to open it?
    >Who decided, upon discovering what appeared to be a bomb, that instead of running away from it they’d pose it, and the envelope, for photographs and then leak them to the media?
    >What right-winger would build fake/real bombs just two weeks before a close election and mail them to top Democrats, knowing that would only help Democrats?
    >No one knows who sent them or why, but the media is not just running but sprinting with the narrative that it’s a Trump supporter and Trump is to blame

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