Entertainment Weekly’s 2017 Superhero of the Year And Possibly All Time

Entertainment Weekly has written an award article on comic books telling you JUST WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW........without actually reading the comics themselves.


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Move over classical super heroes! There’s a fashy new name in world savin’ and her name is America Chavez. She’s an honest to God lesbian with the power to fly, throw cars, throw energy punches, and even rip open holes in time and space. This tuna-eating, nazi punching, fascist arresting latina was chosen over all other superheroes as EXACTLY the hero 2017 america needs. I’m not making this shit up, folks. It gets fucky-er as you realize that real life oxygen breathing editors had to let this crap pass to get into production.

If Marvel and the rest of the world want women to all denounce everything that would ever make them better than men and all just grow penises, well I can oblige:

WAN wah?

It's not that it really matters. Who goes to entertainment weekly for the comic book critiques? Honestly, who really goes there at all? Let's just enjoy making fun of how cringe worthy a Social Justice Warrior is whenever they're trying to make everyone else think another SJW is the best thing since they put the string on the tampon.

Femnazi bull boar Latin-American LGBTQ novelist Gabby Rivera, launched in March 2017 the first "America" comic and took the world by storm. And by storm I mean this is probably your first time hearing about it. Don't feel bad. I don't have 24 hours under my belt in the loop either. Yet, this no name nothing made Superhero of the year.

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The hero we need, indeed. Excuse me while I hurl. After reading a bit about it, I wonder if this dou of literary genius even bothered to read the comic at all? It's filled with the worst type of self fulfilling garbage that's now bombing the entertainment industry of our day. To quote Pixar writers:

Coincidences to get characters into trouble are great; coincidences to get them out of it are cheating.


And that's really all this heroine does. She gets written into almost no corners and just happens to be stronger than the last time she fought whatever WHITE MALE VILLAN purely by some weird happenstance. 


No build up. No foreshadowing. Nuffin.


This is the world you now live in. The only thing needed to give you an ounce of time in the spotlight is to be gay, "of color", or hating on white people. Dibs if you can wrangle more than one in a self description according to EW's Chancellor Agard and Christian Holub.

Feel free to use this image to make a /cow/ or /lulcow/ thread. The firey brimstone of Sodom and Gomorrah starts making more and more sense. You can literally read both profiles and see Christian begging Agard to pummel his... Uh.. Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Waifu pillow? Whatever....  as he watched and pleasured himself in the corner.

Yeah. I've puked three to six times now depending on if you count the ones that come up but you swallow back down. Let's just post the rest of the pictures I've gathered and end this satanic shit show already.

ONE WARNING! NOT MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's just google "America Chavez" real quick....


......................kek



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If you are contemplating learning more about MS. America you'll be able to find her on Lego Marvel's Avengers, Pinball FX 2, Marvel Avengers Academy during the December 2016 A-Force event. Game writer Allen Warner admired her "personality and raw power [...] and throwing giant sharks at people because it’s awesome.", and Marvel: Future Fight as well as a decent round up of many guest appearances in comics since the dawn of 2015.


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    1. CORRECT! She is an illegal immigrant…….in a paradox. Something I didn’t write? She’s from Puerto Rico/from a parallel Earth Dimension/where there exist no men/And did NOT get a green card when she came to this one.

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