Sargon vs Metokur: The Complete Meltdown

War... has changed. It's no longer about imageboards, forums, or social media. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by preteens.


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Sargon of Akkad has engaged in an epic online meltdown, levelled at Mister Metokur for mocking his suit that he was wearing to give a speech at the EU parliament. In a livestream called "Hello Jim" delivered at first thing on Sunday morning, Sargon attacked Metokur for not having a suit, grooming an army of child trolls to attack him, and being sick apparently. 

Metokur responded with a livestream much later on the same day called "Goodbye Carl" in which Metokur responded to all of Sargon's bizarre allegations. Metokur's livestream delivered at the advertised time and with livechat enabled drew a crowd of 26k after an epic build up all day. It was trending number 2 on Youtube livestreams at the time.

The whole meltdown, that we breakdown here, was very similar to the Sargon vs Spencer debate on Warski live a while back. In which Richard Spencer said that Sarg'n was not as smart as he thought he was, and that really seems to be the case here.

Things didn't start well for Sargon as he spent the first 20 minutes chatting away with no audio. He started the livestream a lot earlier than advertised, first thing in the morning in fact, and disabled the live chat. Sargon claimed the chat was disabled so he couldn't get superchats, but honestly it probably had more to do with the 3k or so dislikes the livestream had received before it had even started. If he had the live chat active, he might have noticed his audio was not functioning much earlier than 20 minutes in.

This all began when Sargon was invited to the European Union parliament by UKIP, where he was going to give a speech. Sargon after posing for pictures in Applebee's in his new suit, decided that it would be a great time to send some messages to Metokur, mocking him for, well... not having a suit.

"Jim is a scared little boy who needs to bully those smaller than him. I am literally dealing with pan-European politics"

"I have a press conference about article 11 and article 13 today, I will be wearing a suit"

"Jim probably doesn't even own a suit"

Shots fired...

Sargon claimed that Metokur was "grooming" an army of teenage trolls, to attack people on the internet. That Metokur was sending out an army of mercenary child trolls, wreaking havoc on web forums and social media.

It turns out that the majority of Metokur's viewer's age demographic is actually is 18 - 34, who have been nefariously recruited into his troll army.

The term "grooming" was clearly intended to draw parallel with the muslim child sex grooming at Rotherham and Telford in the UK. A definitive low blow from Sargon, if it wasn't so absurd.

You can watch all of the Metokur livestream here.

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