Tonka Saw has caused the cancellation of the highly anticipated amateur MMA bout between Tonka and Warski at the Knoxville Coliseum on the 19th of January. Both fighters are required by law to submit paperwork to prove they are free of Hepatitis C, B and HIV or Aids. Tonka, however, submitted his paperwork with a different name and photo ID than the original contract. Valor informed Tonka that the name and the photo ID must match the original contract, or they could be legally responsible for any liabilities.
Tonka insisted the difference was due to a name change and despite some reservations, Valor drew up a new contract to be signed by both parties, this one absolving Valor of any legal liabilities. Warski signed the new contract, Tonka, however, did not.
Andy Warski sent in the correct bloodwork, made weight, and passed a physical. Tonka, on the other hand, sent in someone else’s bloodwork, was not present at his weigh in and had not passed a physical. What this essentially comes down to is Tonka is either a coward, a complete fraud or he actually has aids or something.
Tonka will go down as the classic internet tough guy, who talks tough on the internet, hiding behind anonymity, but when someone, in this case, Andy Warski, and Tara LaRosa, actually called his bluff, Tonka was a no-show.
Tonka’s last-minute fuck-up causing the cancellation of the fight has cost Valor Fighting Challenge more than $6,000 in refunded tickets at the Knoxville arena.
The grudge between the former friends, Warski and Tonka began when Warski was the victim of a gay-op in an attempt to frame him as a pedophile back in October. Tonka exploited the opportunity to attack Andy Warski, and the ensuing arguments led to Tonka challenging Andy to fight him IRL as he usually does. But this time his bluff was called.
Andy Warski throws out a new challenge, this time to fight Baked Alaska in July
And Baked accepted the challenge at the first request!
In what could be a stunning redemption arc, Baked Alaska has accepted Andy Warski's challenge to fight him in July. Whether or not little Baked can make weight in time for July is another matter. We are not even sure if Baked even has a martial arts background at all. Nevertheless, this is the next evolution of Internet Blood-Sports, now we settle disputes and feuds on the internet by amateur MMA bouts.