Elon Musk Is Now Apparently Selling Flamethrowers

IT WERFS FLAMMEN.


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10 shares, 4 points

500 dollars. Legal in 48 US states.

https://www.boringcompany.com/flamethrower

Back in December Musk said if Boring Company sold 50k hats, they would start selling flamethrowers. They sold the hats. Now they are delivering the flammenwerfers. The webpage above was password protected up until today.

“Guaranteed to liven up any party!
World’s safest flamethrower!”

I need one.


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