Somehow I get the feeling that I couldn’t commit so many blatant felonies and get away with it. Is this a continuation of one law for the Democrats and another for the rest of us? We can’t live like that Mr. President. Surely two or three of these are more pressing than weed.
1 Armed ISIS.
2 Armed Mexican drug cartels.
3 Attempted to shut down gun stores without legal cause.
4 Spent your money to resettle criminals in the US.
5 Restricted the Second Amendment with executive orders.
6 Used the IRS to illegally harass conservative groups.
7 Secretly obtained phone records of AP "journalists."
8 Sent the military into Libya without Congressional approval.
9 Expanded Bush’s unconstitutional government faith-based programs.
10 Supported Bush's unconstitutional Patriot Act.
11 Continued Bush’s unconstitutional, indefinite detention of U.S. citizens without filing any charges
12 Supports and performed unconstitutional, warrantless wiretapping.
13 Had four U.S. citizens killed without judicial process.
14 Ordered a private company to fire 1,000 employees.
15 Stole money from retired teachers and police officers.
16 Fired the Inspector General for discovering that his friend had embezzled government funds.
17 Committed criminal fraud in promising people they could keep their health insurance.
18 Intentionally lied about the cost of Obamacare (criminal fraud).
19 Gave tax dollars to campaign contributors and lobbyists while claiming the money was for “green energy.”
20 Had “off the record” meetings with lobbyists, in violation of federal law.
21 Had armed SWAT agents raid a law-abiding guitar factory because it was owned by a Republican.
22 Ignored constitutional requirements for appointees.
23 Tried to outlaw family farms in violation of private property laws.
24 Auctioned off ambassadorship to the Netherlands.
25 Encouraged the TSA to be even more abusive, regardless of the law.
26 Illegally demanded monetary payment for Freedom of Information Act requests.
27 Stole money from retired Delphi employees.
28 Used “off the books” funding for military interventionism.
29 Tried to silence criticism of his bailout gib muhs to the auto unions.
30 Tried to censor Youtube videos.
31 Illegally gave Obamacare exemptions to unions that supported the passage of Obamacare.
32 Defended and continued the Bush administration’s unconstitutional, unwarranted use of GPS devices.
33 Was cited by nine states for committing 21 illegal acts. No consequences.
34 Tried to seize a hotel (steal it from its rightful owner) because some of its customers had used illegal drugs.
35 Made recess appointments when Congress was not in recess. Totally legit.
36 Supports guns for himself and his wife, but tried to take that right you little people.
37 Approved giving 20 F-16 fighter jets to a Sharia dictatorship.
38 Violated the very same campaign finance laws that he claims to support.
39 Encouraged employers to switch their employees from full time to part time in violation of equal protection.
40 Violated FOIA even more than Bush.
41 Supports installation of hidden cameras on private property without a search warrant. Likely did so.
42 Accepted illegal campaign contributions from foreign citizens.
43 Lied about the Benghazi attack.
44 Complained to YouTube about an anti-Muslim video, suppressing free speech.
45 Falsely claimed arming criminals with Fast and Furious was started when Bush was President.
46 Illegally refused to fire Kathleen Sebelius after she violated campaign finance laws.
47 Gave special access to people who raised or donated $500,000 or more.
48 Adopted harmful new restrictions on prescription painkillers – even though the House had already voted against them.
49 Illegally refused to submit a budget on time during four of his first five years.
50 Fined UPS $40 million because some of its customers had used UPS to ship illegal drugs.
51 Added 20,000 extra pages to Obamacare without Congressional approval.
52 Refused to release unpopular Obamacare rules until after the 2012 election.
53 Tried to rig federal auctions of radio spectrum space.
54 Actually jailed someone for making an anti-Muslim video. On what charge?
55 Rewarded one of his biggest campaign fundraisers by nominating him for the ambassadorship to Canada.
56 Asked contractors to disclose their political donations before bidding on government contracts.
57 Falsely accused a law abiding news reporter of being “an aider and abettor and/or co-conspirator” in a criminal investigation.
58 Asked Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate himself for lying under oath. Guess the result.
59 Used Obamacare to illegally give the IRS additional powers without approval from Congress.
60 Illegally solicited donations from health insurers.
61 Proposed military interventionism in Syria against American interests.
62 Refused to fire or prosecute more than 1,000 IRS employees who illegally used their IRS credit cards for their own personal use.
63 Had the Secret Service visit a law abiding citizen who had criticized his policies on Twitter. Not threatening murder, simple disagreement.
64 Had the IRS grant special, illegal favors for his brother’s alleged “charity.”
65 Illegally bypassed Congress to delay Obamacare’s employer mandate.
66 Illegally forced 2,200 privately owned auto dealerships to close, destroying 120,000 jobs.
67 Gave 23,994 tax refunds worth a total of $46,378,040 to illegal aliens who all used the same address. Because that isn't suspicious at all.
68 Used tax money to pay federal employees to organize protests against George Zimmerman. We can probably call that a hate crime against Latinos too.
69 Illegally continued giving foreign aid to Egypt after it had a coup.
70 Broke promise to end Bush’s surveillance of U.S. citizens who were not suspected of committing a crime.
71 Falsely guaranteed that people could keep their doctor.
72 Illegally seized a privately owned gun from a law abiding citizen.
73 Illegally prevented individual employees of small businesses from choosing their own plan during the first year of Obamacare.
74 Illegally avoided enforcing the required income verification of people who receive subsidies for Obamacare exchanges.
75 Illegally delayed the caps on out of pocket health care payments without Congressional approval.