Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg Gets a Full Body Lobectomy

(Shitpost) The recovery is going well and she will be back on the bench by Monday.


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Fans of the notorious RBG can now rest easy as her cancer scare has now been put to bed for good. On Saturday morning Justice Ginsberg underwent a full body lobectomy to prevent cancer from reaching her brain at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center. Her brain is now being kept alive by an advanced artificial life support system and is expected to keep her alive for at least 3,000 more years. 

“It’s so good to see a fellow j- I mean democrat, perform their duties on the supreme court once again,” said Senator Chuck Schumer when asked for a comment by our reporters. “I’m also relieved that Blumf won’t make another appointment to the Supreme Court” he added. 

Ginsberg, 85, missed two weeks of arguments before the procedure, in a health scare that began with her falling and breaking her ribs early in November. After a successful pulmonary lobectomy, the doctors decided to go all the way just in case. 


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