Top 7 Items To Stock Up On Before Corona-Chan Visits You

Your complete guide on how to prepare for every situation.


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  1. 1 Food

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    We already have cases in California and Washington, some universities there have cancelled classes, and people are already starting to stock up on food. It is exactly that that's gonna cause food shortages in the short term as a best case scenario so it's better top prepare for that by stocking up non-perishable food items and other household essentials. And remember if nothing ends up happening you can eat the food later. You can also trade some of your toilet paper for even more food if it comes to that. 

  2. 2 Medical supplies


    Thanks to the government blackout we don't know exactly how corona spreads, so unless you want to live in an airtight bubble, preventing infection is currently not realistic, so don't bother with the masks. The goal here is to manage the infection and help you get over it quickly on your own since hospitals and medical infrastructure will be overloaded at some point. As far as we know most healthy young adults can recover just fine, REAL ARYAN MEN can walk it off, but if you're in the high mortality demographic it's better to just accept your fate. 

  3. 3 Water

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    By this stage a disruption in utilities is likely to occur, and so you need to be prepared for it by having your own stockpile and a rationing plan, or if you live near a clean body of water, you can just use a filter. Boiling water to santize it is another good option. 

  4. 4 Electricity


    Even if the lights go out you need to have a power source so you can keep watching anime get updates on the situation. Depending on your budget you can get a small generator or some sort of solar powered charger that can power a laptop. A wind up radio is also a good investment here. 

  5. 5 More food


    At some point your first food stockpile is gonna run out so you better have a second one in case things get really desperate. For this one avoid things that need to be cooked so you can save your resources. MRE bars are a great option here. They don't taste great but they don't take up as much space as canned food and they will help you survive. Also throw in some multivitamin gummies so you can stay healthy. 

  6. 6 Scavenging

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    If civilization doesn't seem to be coming back anytime soon and you're already low on supplies again then it's time to scavenge. By this time all of the weak and the unprepared should be gone so you will face less competion if you live off the land. Make sure you have appropriate hunting and fishing gear depending on your situation. And if you end up becoming the leader of a small militia only then you can scavenge in urban areas and deal with whoever you run into. Be aware that anyone who has survived so far will be just as prepared as you were if not more. 

  7. 7 Rebuilding


    Now that things have settled down it's time to rebuild and repopulate. Find a good piece of land where you can grow crops and keep animals. If you've made it this far then you don't even need my advice anymore. But if this guide helped you survive in any way make sure you rebuild the internet so you can like and share this article with your friends and family. 


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