CES stands for the Consumer Electronics Show.
I can tell you right now that there wasn’t anything great there if the top reviews were accurate. There were a few interesting things in those reviews but no game changers. Frankly, I want some of those Minority Report screens.
This Is Like The Best They Could Do Though:
Compare That To Paul Town:
IDEK if Paul uses a keyboard ???
I think this is where he does his recording. And editing.
I've wanted a programmable shirt for a while now. You could put all sorts of stuff on it like "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong," or #AnimeRight. Eventually, you could put all your favorite memes on the thing.
It doesn't seem like we're very close to the mark.
Instead, we've got some kind of old pipl monitoring pajamas.
They pj's were shown off on Fashiony mannequins with big hocks. The company that is going to be making the pajamas is called Xenoma. To me, it just sounds like a colonic or something.
These Dummies Need Some Gold Chains, Real Gold Chains.
The Shirt Screen Is Getting Closer Now.
Just not that close...
The headline was, "Roll Up TV." I thought wow, this is where its at. I had heard of something like that 15 years ago. I think our future will largely skip over them though.
I did once see this guy and gal who came to my school, the guy had like a projector keyboard. It mounted on a tripod, I guess. I haven't seen that again though. Whatever it was, it was pretty cool.
Unfortunately, the roll-up tv is pretty boring. I have a feeling it doesn't have that wide of a functionality. It's a start. Its like a movie screen but rolls out and up.
Frankly, I think these companies and maybe this show focused too much on tvs. It's supposed to be the Premier one. They have it in Vegas.
Some Reporter Said This Is His Dream. I Dreamed Of Busting His Jaw.
Smart This, Smart That.
I don't really want to bust anybody's jaw and I didn't have a dream. I know the reporter is just a fag or shill or fag shill.
You'll soon be able to buy a refrigerator with a big ass touch screen... for some reason and also be able to contact your stove on your phone.
I think they want to enable you to burn burglars if you get a smart alert on your phone and you can see them near the smart stove on the smart feed from your alarm's smart cameras. Pretty good.
The Best For Last?
There didn't seem to be much in the way of computer stuff, I guess everything was really bare bones. Pretty much everything in all categories was just an improvement or a new combining.
They had a picture of the new NVIDIA GPU architecture for whatever that's worth. For all you Gamers and Miners, I'm pretty sure both AMD and NVIDIA are not releasing the new-new stuff until after June.
The phone and laptop maker, Razer is trying to do a little something different. They want to make the phone the touchpad on their laptops. I'm not sure how good this will do but, both Sega and Nintendo tried something similar. I wouldn't want my phone in my laptop. I'd say it's too valuable.
In Closing, The Razer Linda Project:
There is a laundry folding machine. If you are still younger and hang out with a guy who has one of these in college, the guy is most likely jewboy jr., son of a rich jewboy.