This week, we bring you the single "Stir Fry" from Billboard's number one group, Migos. You may be wondering why you never heard of them. I wondered too. The editorial staff didn't want me to say this but if you, like I, are thinking about going back to normie life after you see Migos' video Stir Fry, contact me. We'll rent some rooms in a gentrifying area.
Migos, friends, are not only the number one group. They also held a record held by no one else. They had the largest number of songs on the charts at once with their last album. Now they have even more at once with the new album.
Both Migos albums are called "Culture" (1 and 2 respectively).
I'm serious, if you want to be a normie after this article, contact me. Show this article to Faith Goldy because Migos is huge in Canada. Maybe she and I can follow the Migos.
Part of why Migos is great is that they're a trio. They all look alike and are somewhat queer and corny. They're the kind of rappers we always needed. Regardless of those attributes, they're still tough. As you'll see, they do Kung Fu, receive a severed hand and order a woman's tongue cut out. My favorite line is either the one about fried chicken or the trap house.
I'm sorry, I just can't do them justice. Plus I just bought their two albums and am making preparations to enter normie life.
You are going to be blown away.
Call me Faith Goldy