New Words For Our Degenerating Language

Dictionaries seem to add new words way too often.


For some time now reports of “new” words added to the dictionary have generally been novel and fun. Even the broadcasters seem to enjoy reporting on the new words added to the dictionary. 

There are reasons to take issue with new words added to the dictionary. Too often these keepers of our language enshrine vernacular and slang amongst more important and “higher class” words.

Reporting on new words must have been popular. You can now here these reports several times a year due to their being several dictionaries. It follows that dictionaries will add more words, more slang and vernacular in order to gain attention, sell dictionaries and encourage the use of online products.

Our Children's Children Will Be Cyborgs, If We're Lucky.

Our Progeny And Words

As we are led to believe and root for, many of our progeny will be beautiful and coffee-colored people. It is doubtful they will be smart enough or have time to be concerned with words.

Maybe you noticed the cyborg version of the Jewish creation, Superman. The upper class will of course resemble him in more ways than one and will probably need to know new words as fast as possible. They'll be zapped into its androgenous brain.

Anyway...

Presented Here: The Words.

There were 110 words added. I narrowed them down bigly. Some on the list are signs of the times, some are ours and some should not have been dignified. Most of the words are self-explanatory and any I hadn't heard of, I took off the official list.


  • Aunt Flo, n.
  • commodify, v.
  • co-parent, v.
  • co-parenting, n.
  • corpse flower, n.
  • co-sleeper, n.
  • deglobalization, n.
  • dickish, adj.
  • e-address, n.
  • Ealing, n.
  • e-publisher, n.
  • e-publishing, n.
  • e-sport, n.
  • false flag, n.
  • frugivore, n.
  • good life, n.
  • hangry, adj.
  • hazardless, adj.
  • Kegel, n.
  • lactivist, n.
  • mansplain, v.
  • mansplainer, n.
  • normie, n.
  • self-titled, adj.
  • selfy, adj.
  • sunbathe, n.
  • wayfinder, n.
  • yellowface, n.

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