Boomer Infamy

Boomer thought leader Thomas Wictor targets weeaboo fandom in an unprovoked attack.


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Anime Right News (ARN— Anime Fans, Weeaboos, Gamers, and Otakus:

Yesterday, May 4th, 2018—a date which will live in infamy—the weebosphere was suddenly and deliberately attacked by neocon boomers of the Israel First internet.

The Weeb Nation was at peace with Boomers and, at the solicitation of Israel, was still in conversation with its government and its Demon King looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Twittersphere.

Indeed, one hour after Boomer air squadrons had commenced bombing the #AnimeRight hashtag, the weeaboo ambassador to twitter "6T" and his colleague delivered to our Anime emissary a formal reply to a recent Boomer ramble upload on YouTube. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of anitwitter from neocon twitter makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Boomer movement has deliberately sought to deceive the moderate weebs by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on the catgirl image posting site 4chan has caused severe damage to Aniavi threads and forums. I regret to tell you that very many potential gf have been lost to the boomers. In addition, Weeaboo ships have been reported and suspended on the internet between discord, FB, and Twitter.

Yesterday, the  Boomer shills also launched an attack against Bronies.
Last night, Boomer forces attacked Furries.
Last night, Boomer forces attacked MAGA catgirls.
Last night, Boomer forces attacked the Chinese Dino artists.
Last night, the Boomer attacked Christ-chan.
And this morning, the eternal Boomer attacked the AnimeRight.

Boomer neocons have, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the anitwitter area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the Anime fandom have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our waifus.

As an editor of AnimeRightNews, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the Anime avatars in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

I believe that I interpret the will of all anime fans and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend our waifus to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.
Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our memetic forces, with an unbound determination of our avatars, we will gain the inevitable triumph—so help us God.

I ask that all Anime fans declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Neocon Boomers on Friday, May 4th, 2018, a state of war has existed between the Anime enthusiasts and the Boomer empire.

The Erinyes

To them uwu are ruin and chaos, but you are lovely to my eye.

This Means War


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  1. The joke is that once the old guard of geriatrics that were complacent with whining for donations and cooperating with their opponents start dying off,
    they’ll have to contend with the current generation of gun owners that came up on violent shitposting and a complete disregard for the status quo

    beware the body pillow
    fear the furry
    the future is coming,
    and it’s coming to some filthy shit that doesn’t even translate properly to English

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