Trump Confirms DACA Deal Was 4D Chess While Stumping for Saccone

By hitting all of his rally classics and some new favorites, Trump shows he still has his vigor.


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It’s likely Saccone will win this race.
The seat was previously held by a Republican (Tim Murphy, who resigned).
Romney won the district by 17 points in 2012.
Trump won the district by 20 points in 2016. [ 1 ]
And a poll conducted in January has Saccone winning by 12 points.

Trump isn’t holding anything back in this race though. Maybe he knows something we don’t or he wants to win big league to give the national base a moral boost after being hit with the Moore loss and the latest gun grab. Either way we aren’t complaining. Trump in front of a podium brings back cozy nostalgic memories from 2016. It makes for a nice way to spend some time this weekend.

The speech was riddled with fresh goodies so if you don’t have the time to watch the whole thing scroll down and check out our highlight reel. Otherwise get cozy and enjoy the show just like old times.

Trump's Saccone rally broadcasted via alternative media Golden State Times.

Highlight #1: Trump Jokes About Becoming The God Emperor

It was just a joke of course *wink* *wink*
But for those readers who are worshipers of the God Emperor, we think you'll appreciate this:

Highlight #2: Trump Spoils His 2020 Campaign Slogan

Highlight #3: Trump Confirms DACA Deal Was 4D Chess!

Highlight #4: Trump Flirts With The Idea Of Death Penalty For Drug Dealers

Trump talked about how in his visits to both China and the Philippines he asked about drug policy and he was told how a death penalty solved the issue.  

Highlight #5: Trump Says Popular /pol/ Expression, "There Is Nothing Beyond Our Reach"


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