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China’s having a bad time. 

Happy 20s! It’s time again for some cosmic illness to hit humanity. When Corona-chan first showed up we were told she was just a cold. But within the span of a few days we’ve seen mass quarantines in China, overfilled hospitals, some wild revelations, and our girl going global. 

As mentioned above we were initially told she was just a cold. While this was said Corona-chan walked her way around and hugged all she could. Carrier and death numbers have been all over the place and no one seems to know what they are. We’ve seen massive incompetence from the CDC, Chinese authorities, and the World Health Organization on the matter. 

 I don't want to denigrate our Chinese colleagues, but when information is not presented clearly, you have to wonder.

- Dr. William Schaffner, CDC advisor


Thanks to the holiday we’re seeing a large amount of people moving in and out of China. One Chinese woman hid her fever with medication and managed to reach Paris. She soon bragged on social media and was promptly hunted down by the Chinese embassy. 


But...


  

Along with France Corona’s made her way (so far) to South Korea, Japan, Australia, United States, United Kingdom, and most definitely more.


  

A Peek Inside China

You Wouldn't Believe What's 8 Miles Away From The Food Market


  

She's Global!

Thanks to what can only be described as mass incompetence nothing has been shut down in terms of international travel. Nice. 


  

The Wrath of God and All His Fury

Now, China has some… unhygienic and repugnant practices. Among these is eating bats and live mice, using sewage for cooking, and of course beating dogs. 

Stay Safe Out There Everyone!

Warn your family and frens and take proper precautions! 



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