Media Meltdown Over Video Game: Jesus Strikes Back

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In the video game, Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day, you can play as Donald Trump, Adolf Hit- oh sorry, I mean Tromp, Dolph, J.C, Napolion, and more as you gun down migrants, feminists, Antifa, gays, trans, abortion doctors, etc. Wholesome. 

The game can be purchased online for $14.88, an apparent reference to the secret code used by neo-Nazis and white nationalists to signify their ideology based on the white supremacist slogan, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." 

-Newsweek

One scenario in the game asks players to stop climate change activists who have 'seized' Tower Bridge, London, while a second tells users to attack 'alien terrorists' who are 'storming the shores of France' 

-DailyMail

And yes, of course, there is a petition to ban the game. 

The game is obviously hilarious and not serious. Just good old humor. 

Just look at the plot honk honk: 

The year is 2028. Homosexual billionaire reptilian satanists George Sorrows and Mark Cuckerberg are president and vice-president of the USA. A strict communist regime is immediately implemented across the USA, resulting in millions of deaths, the collapse of the economy and the end of free speech. The constitution is ripped to shreds and replaced  with the decree of 7485373 genders. 

The sorceresses of the 33rd degree triumvrate , H. Klintun, N. Peelosee and A. Merkill, unleash a powerful army of radical illegal aliens upon the global population who swiftly spread from city to city pillaging all in their path, looting and raping EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in sight. Not a woman, child, or cats asshole is spared.

With a global New World Order firmly in power and the worldwide population suppressed, Comrade George Sorrows implements the Final Solution. All straight conservative males are rounded up by the thousand and sent to death camps.  The sight of a heterosexual, conservative, christian male becomes a distant memory for many. A few manage to escape to the neighbouring wildernesses and mountains, only to be tracked down and slaughtered.

“Let he who is without sin cast thy first bullet”

The biggest enemy of the New World Order, J.C, returns to Earth as promised over 2000 years ago. The sight of what humanity has become brings tears to his eyes. With peace in his heart, J.C offers the New World Order a chance to repent and let the people go. Unsurprisingly, they resist and attempt to crucify him. In a deadly shootout, J.C barely manages to escape with his life. He retreats, pursued by a gender diverse and multicultural army.

With a peaceful negotiation out of the question, J.C has no choice but to act fast. He cannot idly watch his people suffer. He must team up with the last remaining straight males – Tromp, Dolph, Pootin, Napolion, Mussolino, Bolselnoro – and free the people. They must defeat the New World Order leaders and then finally upload Facts and Logic to the system – freeing the people from the social media matrix and ultimately the grasp of the tyrannical New World Order and it’s supreme overlord… Noseberg Shekelstein.

I wonder if the game would be attacked in a similar fashion if the roles were reversed?


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