Donald Trump Flirts with Corona-Chan at CPAC

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Someone at CPAC 2020 was infected with and is now sick with coronavirus. The extent to which everyone attending CPAC was exposed is still unknown.  

Although sources state that neither Trump nor Pence were directly exposed to this individual, our boy Trump did shake hands with Matt Schlapp, who confirmed he had direct interaction with the infected person. 

Ted Cruz actually shook hands with the infected nigga at CPAC tho smh. He is currently asymptomatic. Senator Cruz has opted to self-quarantine himself at home.

As much as we love Corona-Chan, AnimeRight.news do wish our Republican representatives well. 

Mommy Malkin with the relevant takes and appropriate quote tweets in the following thread.

Everyone at the CPAC Shabbat dinner should be checked.
Everyone at the CPAC Shabbat dinner should be checked.
Everyone at the CPAC Shabbat dinner should be checked.
Everyone at the CPAC Shabbat dinner should be checked.
Everyone at the CPAC Shabbat dinner should be checked.
Everyone at the CPAC Shabbat dinner should be checked.

Donald Trump is aware of and actively monitoring the situation.



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