Cheddar Man May Be Proof That Britons Descended From Ganguros

The Ganguro people may have first migrated to what is now the United Kingdom over 20 years ago.


Anime Right News (ARN) — The humanoid fossil dubbed Cheddar Man, has been receiving a lot of social media attention as of late, especially in the U.K. from where it hails. But his appearance may be proof of something much more shocking than the BBC is telling its readers or viewers.

Does Cheddar Man prove that Britons actually descended from Ganguros?

BBC:

A cutting-edge scientific analysis shows that a Briton from 10,000 years ago had dark brown skin and blue eyes.

These facial features are strikingly similar to that of Ganguros, otherwise known as the Ganguro people, from the mid-1990s, Japan. Although Cheddar Man is presumably from 10,000 years ago, it is possible that the Ganguros may have originally traveled back through time using Japanese technology, altering Cheddar Man's DNA at a sub-atomic level upon arrival.

Is Cheddar Man himself also a Ganguro (ガングロ)?

Secret documents from MI5 obtained exclusively by Anime Right News, known only as the Yamanba Steele-chan Dossier, seem to corroborate this.

Cheddar Man

Ganguro

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