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'I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the New Right.'


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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the New Right, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed suspensions. I am trained in gorilla mindset and I’m the top fag in the entire BASED New Right. You are nothing to me but just another Nazi. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this timeline, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, weeb. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of [Israeli] spies across The_Donald and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, weeb. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking banned, weeb. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can report you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sock account. Not only am I extensively trained in reporting Nazis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the BASED New Right Network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable anti-Semitism off the face of the Internet, you little brap. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “ironic” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn baka. I will brap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, weeb.


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